Snail trail

A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)

Val had a nasty snail trail in her panties today....hahaha

by Barny July 9, 2003

Trail Rated

1. Jeep 4x4s are tested on the toughest trails in the world to prove one thing: THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT. The Trail Rated badge means that your Jeep 4x4 has been designed to perform in five categories of off-road conditions: traction, ground clearance, maneuverability, articulation, and water fording.

2.
a way to describe you that your ass is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.

1.
nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it's a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn't TRAIL RATED like my Jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)

2.
sally: what are you doing?
tina: i'm stealing your dog.
sally: you can't do that.
tina: bitch, i'm TRAIL RATED. i do what i want.

by millertim May 6, 2007

Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.

"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"

by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016

Trail mix

A mixed person. Most likely used as a insult...

Shut up trail mix...

by Tweakin al April 11, 2017

snail trail

Snail trail: when a female vaginal secretions run down her leg creating a snail like trail.

Man: road her hard and put her away wet.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.

by Cammy11 July 2, 2017

Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.

Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?

by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011