When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)
Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.
by Mark January 8, 2004
Get the torpedo'd mug.When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.
John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
by CTMD May 3, 2010
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by shawno October 11, 2004
Get the but torpedo mug.6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!
Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!
Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!
by Nick April 6, 2005
Get the Holy Torpedo mug.1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend
Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.
Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.
by Hardin Long April 14, 2004
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Get the Toasty Torpedo mug.When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession
As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.
by Chris Kinder June 11, 2006
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