Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
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Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.
by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.
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To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
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