Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017
Get the twinkie toastermug. In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
Get the Mud Toastermug. A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.
by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011
Get the Donkey Toastermug. by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
Get the Toaster Jobmug. A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
Get the Magic Toastermug. by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020
Get the toaster bunnymug. Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022
Get the Toaster Fuckermug.