Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).

Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster

by Huge Handle June 13, 2018

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate

Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster

by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022

toaster bunny

Someone who get heated over the little things

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks

by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020

Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.

"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."

by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022