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Tressa

Tressa’s are always fun to be around. Thy are super funny and always know how to make you laugh if you are down in the dumps. They like to pull all-nighters with their friends. And are always game to try new things.
You are such a Tressa.

Thanks
Yup
by Nicetunafish@gmail.com October 26, 2019
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Teesside

The armpit of England. Teesside is an area in the North East of the country, the only notable things about the area are the high teen pregnancy and unemployment rates. Southern people could be forgiven for assuming they had accidentally wondered into soviet Russia upon arrival, as it is a bleak, bleak place.
Teessider #1: I can't wait to leave Teesside when I'm 18!

Teessider #2: Me neither!
by SponsorachildfromTeesside June 20, 2011
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thessie

Nickname for Jessica. Especially girls named Jessica who are very silly, idiotic, and fun. Sometimes they like

to act like b****** at times, and then turn around and be the sweetest little gum drop. Thessie.
Thessie is really annoying me now.
Thop Thessie!
by Pamela9090 November 30, 2017
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Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.
The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.
by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021
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Tess

The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.
1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."

2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.

3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:

Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.

4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
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Tessel

A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata
Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.
by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011
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Stupid Tess

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.
'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'
by StupidTess October 18, 2008
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