Thunder Bumping

The act of two fat people having sex.

Antwann was Thunder Bumping with some chick last night. I could feel the house shaking!

by Rescue Squirrel August 15, 2011

thunder bay special

When a group of three or more violent, cowardly criminals physically assault one person from behind without warning in a violent, targeted physical assault. The victim has no warning that the physical assault is going to occur and has no chance in defending himself. The criminals then laugh and joke about their cowardly physical assault while smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol.

"We gave that guy the Thunder Bay Special when we jumped him from behind and broke his leg."

by SimpsonStreetLover August 14, 2016

thunderblundered

another way to say choke, as in choking an OST finals or an SPL finals after talking mad hot for the whole tournament and then proceeding to embarrass himself in front of his piers and fanbase. Notice when not talking hot at least to his fanbase such as during his road to a Smogon Tour trophy he won.

u choked on chodes u dingus u thunderblundered

by Guiermo April 20, 2019

Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak

No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.

by JKallday April 28, 2011

bro thunder

bro thunder is when there is a bro brawl in the vicinity and they go so hard that it shakes the surroundings and one may think they are experiencing extreme weather.

"dude did you just hear that?" "Yeah, I didn't know it was supposed to storm?" "No it's not storming, it's the bros next door brawling so hard our walls are shaking" BRO THUNDER. #Zeus

by apartmentf8problems November 15, 2011

Thunder Fap

In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.

person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.

person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.

by Spilner May 5, 2011

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011