do not go there

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".

A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.

by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011

i've been there

I know from my experience what you are talking about.

My mom always told me to study hard. I'm fed up with that!
I've been there.

by wappan September 22, 2017

Dady Dom's Theorem

A mathematical equation that solves anything and everything.

Damn, My girlfriend cheated on me. Oh... Dady Dom's Theorem will fix that!

by Dady Dom March 28, 2022

Take you up through there

1: Having sexual orientation of giving extreme pleasure

2: A clear indication of a SEVERE ASS WHOOPING is in the near future

1: girl stop talking to me like I’m one of the lame ass nig*@s you been fuQ’N with… I’LL REALLY TAKE YOU UP THROUGH THERE! (see: Lame ass nigg@s)

2:Son if you go to school and act an ass and I get a phone call at my job… IMA TAKE YO ASS UP THROUGH THERE WHEN I SEE ! (see: act a ass or cut a fool)

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

Can you hand me that rock over there?

1 of the 3 meanings of gneurshk.

Man: can you hand me that rock over there?

by My yee 2 January 23, 2021

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008

And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

by Jaberdeen November 8, 2009