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Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
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Witch face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, unruly eyebrows, moles on their face, long sunken-in faces, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean, evil, and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude
Rose Marie can't get a date because she has an ugly witch face and personality to match.
by TarotReader August 12, 2023
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Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
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Natural Witch

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.
Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".
by MagickDragon December 1, 2020
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Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale despite its legendary rarity. If you use this card in clash royale it is probably the reason you are stuck in the arena you’re in.
Oh you use night witch? How long have you been meantly retarded?
by okcostello November 21, 2021
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Witch sheep

Hot black ram/sheep that has a witch hat from “the mysterious house” made by Martin Walls, legends say she puts bugles in her hair.
“my favorite character from the walten files is witch sheep”
by w31rdl0lz.tt June 25, 2021
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cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.
The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night
by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016
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