toaster bottom

Someone with a hot ass

Look at that fine toaster bottom.

by Nethasheda August 17, 2016

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.

Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.

by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017

Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021

Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).

Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster

by Huge Handle June 13, 2018

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.

Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"

by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021