Rent too damn high

Something that costs too much money.
Taken from the Jimmy McMilliam's political party.

Rent too damn high

by Nick The Kool Kat October 21, 2010

market rent girlfriend

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).

I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.

by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017

You're not allowed to rent here!

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by zerocool21 July 7, 2009

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Making the boys pay rent

Masterbating

Jake: What is Roy doing?
Milton: Making the boys pay rent "wink wink"

by Roytaichou August 13, 2010

Rent is due

A phrase often used as a slogan for motivation in a gym environment that is a secret guise for taking it up the ass.

*Gym man wearing a shirt saying 'rent is due'*

Oh look Nathan, that guy pays his rent by squatting for a great ass then offering it up.

by Buff dude April 11, 2021

Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002