the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

by socialstupidity November 14, 2014

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'

'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'

by timeforacatnap April 01, 2024

Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.

Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.

by JamesMinecraft April 14, 2021

vacuum warrior prince

The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.

by sigma_alpha_mu December 11, 2008

Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas

“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”

by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 13, 2016