charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake 

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake by jake4d April 27, 2010

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake 

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

to release the poison from my snake 

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

to release the poison from my snake by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

Sneaking out of the hospital 

adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.

"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"

Sneaking out of the hospital by Inah October 10, 2005

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake 

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Tugged on the tail of a snake 

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

Tugged on the tail of a snake by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019