by The Hyper Green Lantern December 22, 2006
Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick
by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015
aka. Mid-youth crisis.
Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter
by mulletman69 August 29, 2006
The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.
I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.
by pythonspam May 13, 2004
a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
by White Boy Swag September 06, 2010
A game that goes as follows:
1) Get in your car with several quarters.
2) Drive to the ghetto and roll down your window.
3) When you see a black person, throw a quarter at them and scream the n-word as loud as you can.
4) If the quarter hits the person, you may drive away. If it does not, you must stop your car, get out, and retrieve your quarter.
5) Repeat from step 3.
1) Get in your car with several quarters.
2) Drive to the ghetto and roll down your window.
3) When you see a black person, throw a quarter at them and scream the n-word as loud as you can.
4) If the quarter hits the person, you may drive away. If it does not, you must stop your car, get out, and retrieve your quarter.
5) Repeat from step 3.
Person1: Hey, wanna' play the quarter game?
Person2: Haha good joke. Do you have a death wish or something?
Person2: Haha good joke. Do you have a death wish or something?
by suburbanjokes March 11, 2012