3 definitions by Sunglasses

The most beautiful girl on the face of this earth with an absolutely breathtaking personality
"Matt is dating Yorleana!"
"Damn he's a lucky guy!"
by Sunglasses July 17, 2015
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Rich White man or his wife/kids.
That republican just ran over my foot with his SUV...
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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