speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020

Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks

i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.

by it cant be November 4, 2020

A Millie Test

Listening to Lil Wayne's bass-heavy song "A Millie", in order to test out the bass on new headphones or speakers.

I just gave my new iPod speakers the A Millie Test.....my eardrums hurt!

by sjmiller1993 December 25, 2009

The Tang Test

The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.

James 'Did you go the growl on her'?

Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.

by CutUpRough July 28, 2010

The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.

Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*

by Blu • Berry • Boi March 21, 2019

Pontiac Air Test

When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck

I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!

by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019