teen girl angst 

The feeling of being a teenage girl always made fun of, never enough, jealous of even your best friends, not pretty and not smart. Characterized by depressed feelings and then waves of maniacal tendencies to please everyone. Largely not accepted as a construct solely for growing girls, as their emotions are purely assumed to stem from their menstrual cycle.

A: "Why does Betty act this way? She must be on her period!"
B: "No you dumbass! It's simply the patriarchal system that undermines girls from a young age that makes her feel this teen girl angst."

teen girl angst by dancingqueen722 March 8, 2022

Teen Depression 

A fictional disease. The closest depression in a teen is called [angst].

This is Michelle. She is a teen who suffers teen depression. She has been depressed ever since her boyfriend of 6 hours broke up with her via text. She must have it so hard.

Teen Depression by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

Teen granny 

A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.

BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!

Teen granny by ParaMikey August 23, 2007

teen imposter 

a person ususlly a man that pretends to be a teen usually under a fake name goes to high school to get a fresh start in life and/or to have sex with teens.

man1:Did you know that john is a teen imposter.Hes 30 but he says he's 17 and just got out of the joint for grand theft auto.
man2:yeah. Does Kathy know that.
man1:yeah.and she thinks hes so cool.

teen imposter by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009

Teen Idol 

This is the guy who works for a company whom all the girls swoon over. You could swear he was a teen icon in his past life. The girls go out of their way to cater to him as if he was a 'Prince' and visit him at his desk on numerous occasions. Teen Idol knows how to boost your spirits when you are feeling down or insecure about yourself. Every company should have their own teen idol!!!

Rebecca Smith is dropping off something WAAAAY on the other side of the office but makes it a point to take a detour by teen idols desk to swoon over him and bat her eyelashes at him.

Teen Idol by janelifornia July 30, 2008

teen driver 

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face, and then proceeds to slap her, preferably on the nose, with his still erect penis

When Robert refused a blow job, Elise didn't expect to receive a teen driver.

teen driver by SirKnowItAll December 11, 2006

Teen Beach Movie 

A typical Disney movie: Featuring wannabe actors with no true ability attempting to sing. Mackenzie (or Mack) is an extremely unrelatable character with a disgustingly sweaty boyfriend.

Teen Beach Movie actors: I know what girls like. Girls like boys like me.

Me:Uhh, no. No, we don't.

Teen Beach Movie by WetsideStory January 14, 2014