Teched out

To be fully dressed in clothing that is from Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University)or VT colors. (Maroon and Orange)

It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.

Sara: Yo, did you see Brenden?
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!

It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!

by Santia April 2, 2008

Lawrence Tech

An awesome engineering/architecture school in the Detroit area

Michigan's brightest go to Lawrence Tech

by randomdude255 October 27, 2010

Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

york tech

A smelly school district

Ex: York tech smells

by DoobPoobis October 25, 2019

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013

PornHub Tech

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.

Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech

by JonathanDoTheNasty69420 March 3, 2021