Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.

Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.

by gohawks15 January 4, 2010

tealer

A man who is obsessed with tea, he is usually fragile, weak and arrogant of the world around him. In most cases British.

Look at Tealer drinking his tea he has no idea he's being robbed.

by Peter85 May 12, 2008

temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.

Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Taple

A slang form of table used by rednecks or dumb people.

I left my bindor on the taple in the keetchen at home !

by pistachio the mustachio May 14, 2011

Teasle Tassle

Any female who deals Marijuana or gets alcohol for underage kids.

Yo your sister is my top Teasle Tassle!

by iShotMarvinInTheFace October 3, 2011

Templeitus

A vision digeneration disease that affects your eye sight. It typically causes blurry vision that can eventually lead to extreme "near sided" vision or being legally blind. The only known treatment is steroids which is administered with a surgical needle through the temple to the back of the retina

I am losing my vision due to my hereditary Templeitus.

by Eye Science May 27, 2017

Temple of Doom

When you nut in a chicks mouth and before she can spit it out you push up her lower jaw while pinching her nose forcing her to swallow your load. Extra points if you chant during release and call KALIMA while she swallows.

Ol' girl wouldn't swallow so I had to give the Temple of Doom. Kalima bitch.

by BDTopherD May 2, 2018