Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.

"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."

by kkcool32 May 18, 2015

Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016

theatre teacher

A teacher known by all the school as “that teacher”.

Runs off of Diet Coke & coffee

Responsible for 100s of lives participating in the program which is harder because theatre kids are reckless with their lives and aren’t great with social cues.
Bless these teachers because without them the theatre kids would be disastrously ruling the world and forcing everyone To speak in the iambic pentameter.

1. “What is that teacher doing!”
“ oh don’t worry. It’s the theatre teacher.”
2. “Did that teacher just tell her student she needs to hate life more.”
“It’s the theatre teacher.”

by lili grace October 4, 2017

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019

English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did

English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020