Periodic Table

A crap ton of knowledge we don’t even have to know unless we wanna grow up as scientists

Person: Helium, Nitrogen, Tantalum and Iodine in the Periodic table spells “He N Ta I”.
Me: woah there science

by smolkyo December 15, 2019

Bring to the table

1.Someone who has qualities which represents something out of the normal.

2. Someone who should be represented because of what they do or say that places them out of the realm of this world.

Its all about what people bring to the table

by Godfather970105 July 3, 2006

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

table time

you sick creative freaks.

Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.

Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.

by blah blah December 24, 2004

tray table

when u set a girl up in doggy style in front of the tv and put a bowl of chips and dip on her back. turn the tv on to a sports game and fuck her while watching the game and eating chips and dip.

On super bowl sunday, i fucked my girlfriend in tray table while watching the game.

by michaeljackson79 February 12, 2009

under the table

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret

He was under the table after three beers.

by Light Joker May 27, 2006

table talk

To engage in conversation during a game (primarily seen in card games) to your partner(s) regarding the status of the set of playable/determinable objects (commonly seen as cards or tiles) in their general vacinity when this action is unallowed due to the nature of the game or pre-established violation rules.

Tommy and Jessies were playing Billy and I in Euchre today. They 0wn3d us. I was like "oh noes!!1". It had to be some table talk going on over there

by Lord FuDgE June 18, 2004