scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs

Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"

by Judmeister May 5, 2010

swoop

a hoe or set or thot that is trying to get with you and your crew

look that swoop tried to get with my cousin and my brother and now me

by stoopidddd March 17, 2019

Swoop a bitch

When you engage in sexual activity with a female and she climbs out of your window to escape the shame and damaged dignity.

I witnessed my neighbor swoop a bitch so hard last night, she almost fell two stories on her way out this morning.

by Colt God of all Colton's July 16, 2014

swoop and scoop

When you want to make a move on someone who you are scheming or someone that is a potential scheme.

So I have to go ahead and be a slut and swoop and scoop tommy

by sydjtl August 4, 2017

maniac swoops

a crazier step up from the original swoops. if someone calls maniac swoops and someone takes their chair, the original occupant of the chair has the right to fight the thief for rights of the seat.

"I call maniac swoops! And I will use all necessary force if that chair is taken when I get back."

by UnattachedToYou March 27, 2007

Bang swoop

Simply put, hit and run sex.

"I met this guy last night at the bar and we had a bang swoop. But he said he'd call..."

by xsugarkittyx May 9, 2009

swoop

to take or steal something or someone from someone else

i'm gonna swoop his girl.
i swooped on his CD player

by Alex Primeaux October 2, 2004