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Swoop

The act of swimming while pooping

-sincerely the swoop gang minus 1.5
Bob: why is everyone getting out of the pool?
Joe: someone swooped
by Swoopgang_bitch June 12, 2018
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Finna Get Swooped

Someone who has a feeling their girlfriend/boyfriend is about to be finessed by another person.
Joe: Max I almost got my girl swooped by that one guy
Max: You’re Finna Get Swooped
by PegasusMX May 27, 2018
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dirty birdy swoop down

The dirty birdy swoop down is where the man gets on a sling and uses a pulley to rub his cock down her throat. "Swoop down"
Bro my girl and I Did that one move that was created in Antarctica! The Dirty Birdy Swoop Down? Yeah!
by yellowfatbird July 1, 2019
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Powell Swoop

When you go and flirt with the PMSs daughter and literally take her away from an event and smash in your designated area
I gave her the ol Powell Swoop during a training meeting
by Wicketshmart December 17, 2021
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Papita Swoop Moment

A moment where a thing/you are or something happening that's exciting, cute and epic at the same time
Woah!! That's so cute and epic!! It made me all excited!!

That's a real Papita Swoop Moment right there!!
by VasilMikael May 7, 2020
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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Swooping

When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in
Why the fuck are you swooping on me, just stick it in
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere May 25, 2018
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