SWAG

An acronym for Secretly We Are Gay because the word swag is the stupidest thing to be created by humans.
Group: SWAG!!
Guy: So you're all gay?
Group: NO!
Guy: Well obviously you are because you just said "Secretly We Are Gay" even though it's not a secret anymore.
by Codepoke December 01, 2012
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Swag

An overused word to describe one's self as being "cool" in presented appearance such as clothing or other things.

Generally used by douche-bags, faggots, and wannabes.

On facebook, its usually used as a middle name such as Bill "Swagmeister" Bob.

Used as a noun
"I got some swag" or "Swag"
by JCGinger October 24, 2011
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Swag

A way insipid, vulgar, idiots present themselves. Summarized as the opposite of class.
"I Gott Swag Likee A Boss, Niqqa!"

or:
An illiterate dumbass with his pants around his knees, and wearing a backwards pointing snapback who tends to listen to Lil Wayne, T.I. Chris Brown, and Drake.
by LOLZname July 15, 2012
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Swag

Having "swag" means to look, act, and think like a total fucking retard. Giving ones self more confidence.
That kid says he has Swag, he doesn't know it makes him sound like a total fucking idiot.
by RugbyPlayer1111 February 03, 2012
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SWAG

A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 09, 2014
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Swagging

It's pretty much, looking good all the time, hitting on the ladies and just having a good time. Just being cool!
I'm swagging up the club looking for a Swaggette
by Swaggette28 February 07, 2011
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SWAG

Swag is an acronym created by a group of men in the 60′s that means “Secretly we are gay”
Man: Hey guys do you like that chick?

Group: ya, but SWAG.
by Impostraphee July 27, 2012
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