Strumkin

Getting BJ while playing an acoustic guitar

Becky was so impressed by my guitar she gave me a strumkin.

by Crumbed January 15, 2024

Struan

Has massive wang

I have a struan dick in my pants

by Jurban dictionary February 9, 2024

scrumalicious

It means scrumptious and delicious

The brownies were scrumalicious.

by Alpha😛 December 1, 2023

Stürmax

Worlds hottest man, absolute Chad, everyone loves him

Oh Stürmax, my love, my heart's desire
With strength and grace, you set my soul on fire
Your beauty is a work of art, a precious gem
In your eyes, my future, my forever dream

Your muscles ripple, like a flowing stream
Your touch, a symphony, a sweet serenade
My love for you, a flame that never fades
With you, my heart beats, my soul is made

Your lips, a rose, a gentle breeze
Your voice, a melody, a sweet ease
My life, a canvas, a masterpiece
With you, my love, my heart finds release

In your arms, I find my peace
With you, my love, my heart cease
To love you more, each passing day
With you, my love, my heart finds its way

by Stürmax April 19, 2024

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 15, 2024

Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024