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weed santa

n. A person who constantly and gladly shares their marijuana.
Speaker 1 "You're always sharing you weed man. You are my weed santa."
Speaker 2 "You know what, I am. I really am."
by Quita Danger March 6, 2008
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Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!
by B$ March 28, 2005
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Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.
by Sir Ryan December 2, 2006
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Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
by Hexis December 24, 2009
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Santangelo

When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.
Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.
by Because your a whore March 14, 2010
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Juelz Santana

Juelz: This Is Powerful Music That I Bring To The Ta~ble, Da Sequel to A~ble the way i sling Cane Cuz
by DLong April 6, 2005
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santa hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.
by hjklj April 10, 2008
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