A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.
These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.
Be careful
These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.
Be careful
My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.
by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012
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promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
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by Mrs. Fetters September 30, 2006
Get the quad stacker mug.The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
by Justaprankbro May 9, 2018
Get the Salad Shaker mug.The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
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Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
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