squirt mcgirt

its when you have to poo and its running down your leg

yo man i got that squirt mcgirt man, lets get to a bathroom

by the real squirt mcgirt July 2, 2010

Squirt

The favorite drink of the one, Harry Potter.

Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.

by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011

squink

Contraction of squid ink;to obfuscate

He didn't really have any proof. All he did was add more squink to the argument.

by Caligula Jones February 15, 2008

power squirt

When a guy has an amazing orgasm and jizzes uncontrollably after not masturbating for a while.

adam: oh man, that was the best orgasm ever, it was a POWER SQUIRT!

by LikesToMasturbate December 12, 2008

Tit Squirt

A name to call someone as an insult, or just for fun. Instead of words such as, "bitch", "dick" "tard"...etc

"Your mom's fat"
"Shutup tit squirt"

"Yo tit squirt, save me a seat in class"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

squing

really long bouncy wire

don't kick the squing into the street.

by sponge-bob spider pants May 9, 2011