sphincter spasm

passing gas; fart

"I laughed so hard I had a sphincter spasm"

by Queen La Sphincter March 13, 2011

sphincter release chamber

The room containing a toilet.

I need to use the sphincter release chamber.

by rickbelpre November 5, 2011

Sphincter Gravy

Simple diarrhea, preferably brown in color. Should not be the consistency of water. More like the gravy served at Thanksgiving which consists of plenty of white flour.

After eating at KFC two days in a row the greasy chicken produced a light brown flow of sphincter gravy.

by Kevin Joseph February 7, 2012

Sphincter Charger

Any object inserted into a man's anal cavity.

I've never had an orgasm as good as when I used a sphincter charger!

by WeAreThey-TheySay August 27, 2012

sphincter fidelity

the ability to differentiate between gas and liquid or solid matter which is causing an urge to be expelled from the anal sphincter.

After you reach the age of 50, you sphincter fidelity goes down and it's wise to go to the restroom to fart.

Jim got so drunk that he lost sphincter fidelity resulting in a nasty shart.

by Pelican Pete June 14, 2013

sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy

He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!

by nasty masty January 25, 2014

Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist

Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.

by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014