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Sniper Jackal

You: Watch out Sniper Jackal
Jackal: Pew
by Wait that's ilegal January 13, 2020
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Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.
"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."
by doelirious May 18, 2023
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Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.
Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.
by ToadH January 1, 2010
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Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
by Firebringer February 3, 2010
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Forum Sniper

A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass
1 This video is awesome!

2 Got a direct link to it?

3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)

2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.

2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......

4 You just got forum snipered
by Carbonboy April 9, 2010
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Chicago Spicer

The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.

Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"
by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014
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bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.
'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'
by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016
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