Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Sphinctphony

Musical sounds coming from the anus region.

Wow, did you hear that sphinctphony?

by Dansi December 12, 2008

sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

sphincterror

Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?

guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak

girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!

by twilyth September 23, 2009

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

sphincterfez

noun – regional term for an "asshat" in the Middle East. See also "anusberet."

After the events of January 25, 2011, Hosni Mubarak has proven himself to be a total and complete sphincterfez by refusing to step down as President of Egypt.

by awienick February 22, 2011