Snot Hole

When you stick a rubber up your nose and pull it out of your mouth so it’s all gooey with snot and saliva, then you put it on and fuck a girl with it.

For those Agaisnt using condoms when having sex there is a short cut to this method: simply blow your nose in your hands, rub it on your dick and fuck her with it raw.

Oh man, I met this girl last night and she asked me for a Snot Hole!

by Johnny Martini June 12, 2018

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.

Please take care of my ship snot bitch!

by Yaquanda October 29, 2010

snot fish

gross; disgusting

“Did you eat Jack’s brownies?! They were snot fish!”

by gralex October 27, 2017

Snot Boxer

A typically young kid who wipes their nose with their whole fist

Tom: Do you see those little kids with runny noses?
Jerry: Yea, what a bunch of snot boxers.

by VoidCatcher November 10, 2017

Snot Dust

Alternative word for Cocaine

Don’t let the police catch you with the snot dust

by Lil Barnacle April 23, 2018

Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019