Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

Sleepy Lumberjack by MrTastie November 16, 2016

Sleepy Guy 

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

Sleepy Guy by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017

Sleepy blowie 

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.

Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.

Sleepy blowie by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

sleepy time jelly by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

sleepy moosepower by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

Sleepy Earful by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

sleepy mahogany 

Sleepy mahogany is when you just jizzed and then ya signifigant other re kindles your boner

After 3 hours of consistent doggystyle, a sleepy mahogany was nevessary if we was gonna keep fucking

sleepy mahogany by oriri Metzizzy May 2, 2018