ignorant shit sponge

To be ignorant and self absorbed as well as absorbing loads of shit. Making you full of shit.

"You're an ignorant shit sponge."

"Your friend acts like an ignorant shit sponge"

by CheeryCandy May 17, 2017

Clout god sponge

Clout god sponge lives in pineapple with yung tentacles and his mans star.

Clout god sponge dont fucks with bitch niggas like edgerrin

by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018

spongeboomer

someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.

spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh

me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)

by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020

sponge nasty

A "sponger" (bodyboarder) who is massively crazy on a bodyboard.

"bro you are sponge nasty!"

by Andrew Timko May 12, 2008

Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.

Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob

by Tronesto June 12, 2018

Spongeboy me bob

A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.

Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!

I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!

by 40000c November 12, 2020

muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.

Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.

by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010