shreader

Combination of Shitting and Reading

Dude: Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude #2: He's a Shreader
Dude: What's that?
Dude #2: You know, someone who shits and reads, a shreader!

by Nick Fox January 6, 2009

Shredache

A headache that comes from listening to to much Metal.

"Dude I've been listening to so much metal today,I cant take anymore.
I have a Shredache"

by H.D.A. April 26, 2009

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

Shred

To wail upon a guitar...Hard.

To say that a Metal band is totally righteous.

Dude, the emaciated blonde lead guitarist from Manowar can totally shred!

by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006

shred the gnar

to snowboard to one's fullest potetial on difficult or challenging terrain.

"cant belive i made it down alive!!!!"

"yea man, you were shredding the gnar!!!"

"yea i did shred the gnar"

by cp-dawg November 17, 2009

shred

Herman Li of Dragonforce

Hey shred, you play guitar like nobody else!!

by Jamie Hesketh October 28, 2004

shredder

The bad guy in the Darth Vader-themed getup from Ninja Turtles.

Also known as Oroko Saki (sp? - real name) and "Saki-chan" (what Krang calls him in the 1996 Ninja Turtles anime OVAs).

Shredder: "Tonight I dine on turtle soup."

by Setsuna September 14, 2004