High speed handy

Getting a hand job while driving

Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home

by BIGfish54 July 10, 2020

Slav speedball

The state you are in after snorting a line of blow and ripping a bong.

- He died from speedball!
- Have you heard of slav speedball?
- No, how does it compare?
- It's not as deadly and soul-crushing but it's a lighter version of an inhibiting, 'downer' drug and a hardcore accelerating stimulant - blow and weed.

by matopato July 11, 2021

ben x speed

ben kisses speed softly and takes speeds hair and pees on it and on his leg

ben x speed is best ship

by benandspeedshipper March 8, 2022

Speedbuckets

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.

Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?

by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011

Warp Speed Shit

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Speed Run

In video games. Sometimes Tool Assisted. When a player completes the game as fast as possible, disreguarding the enviornment, difficulty and minor enemies.

He completed a Speed Run of Resident Evil in 1:23!

by VidCom Ind. July 11, 2009