wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
Get the wonky shoes mug.If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019
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Get the piece of shoe mug.Shit man, I've been working all day, time to put my snooze shoes on.
Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.
Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.
Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
by gotmysnoozeshoeson October 28, 2009
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Get the dancing shoes mug.one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
Get the shoe face mug.Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.
by Ricky Reynolds April 20, 2008
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