Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples

John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties

by nigalert February 21, 2014

schmitdznitz

Something excessively Jewish.

Schlomo Goldstein is such a schmitdznitz.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016

Schimdts Guy

Someone who is slow with very little talent and is usually completely lost

The Schimdts Guy unloaded the truck at 2 cartons per hour

by Big Leauge Tenacity May 28, 2018

schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.

Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script

by JOption September 18, 2018

schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.

Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".

by Schmitlife February 25, 2019