scallubus

A giant ractapus attached to the lower half a school bus with wild flailing tentacrews who snitches on his pears.

Did you see that Scallubus this morning? It almost killed Shifty. Such a shame it didn't.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

scallion

the little flap of skin inside the pussy

damn i touched that bitches scallion

by pat moore April 21, 2006

scallywag

two joint papers joined together lenghtwise

a symbol of peace in a group of angry stoners

"stop slapping each other and smoke this scallywag"

"yeah you drank all his sunny delight, so what? lets smoke a scallywag"

by Grizkid October 4, 2008

Scally

A scally are obvious to notice, PANTS TUCKED INTO THEIR SOCKS.
Typical scallies are the ones that often kick-off with anyone just to show their "bravery"
Half of them just get pissedall the time, at least 70% of them.
All alone, scallies are scared and are pussies, you say anything to them when they are alone, they have no words and start shaking.
Scallies are usually grouped up with a maximum of 5 people together, their brands totally suck, Fred Perry, Burberry etc.
If you ever see an ambulance pass by on a nightclub night, it's usually a typical scally kicking the total shit out of someone.
I hope all scallies burn in hell, especially for dissing Kurt Cobain and the rest of our styles.

FUCKING BURN IN HELL ASSHOLES.

Moshers: Hey look, a scally all alone.
Scallies mind: SHIT, I need my gang of thugs.
Moshers: What a wimp he is shitting his pants.
Scally: FUCKIN' MOSHAZ. (Runs off)
(All moshers laugh)

by Scott November 26, 2004

scolly

That scholarship money, because you were smart enough to not have to pay full price for school

Yo I just got into the university of buffalo, they're given my a ten thousand dollar scolly so I'm probably gonna go there.

by matt nayshaun February 19, 2015

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008