Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"
by notarealperson111 December 07, 2020
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Meli santa

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
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Santa's lap

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
by Santa's Little Elf July 03, 2018
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Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.
Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.
by jdmartin August 17, 2015
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Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.
I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.
by DankyTachanky May 11, 2018
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Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.
by Plattsperv December 30, 2011
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santa banter

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter
by Clifton Reed February 25, 2016
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