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Satbir

A great person that loves cottage pie and grandmothers
by 😐😏 May 11, 2022
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softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer
by anonymous May 13, 2022
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Saftchak

A person from the sandžak region who is out of juice.
"Man have you seen Stefan lately?"
"Yeah hes so out juice."
"He's a total saftchak."
by Saftloser Chak June 15, 2022
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saltbox

a dumbass who only plays thumbs on apex legends mobile
didn't you carry saltbox earlier? the guy with the 2kd?
by anonymous June 22, 2022
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Softboi

An 'effeminate' cis man who weaponizes his (pose of) emotional intelligence and pseudo-intellectualism in order to lure women into bed (or, failing that, into sending nude photographs). He presents his extreme horny-ness as a romantic sensibility. If his attempt at seduction proves a failure, the softboi may become defensive and even abusive, displaying an incel-like entitlement to sex.

Hobbies include: writing terrible poetry, pretending to read Nietzche, listening to The Smiths, wearing chipped black nail varnish as though its a radical statement, smoking rollies, gas-lighting, wanting a medal for calling himself a 'feminist' while actually being a raging misogynist, proclaiming himself a sex-god while repeatedly failing to locate the clitoris, starting sentences with phrases such as 'you probably have't heard of insert incredibly well-known musician/writer/director'.
'He literally said to me 'I'm not like other guys' - total Softboi'
'Oh god... I think I went on a tinder date with that Softboi. He asked me if I'd heard of Tarantino.'
by reputablesource July 7, 2022
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Softball

Like a speedball, but instead of cocaine and heroin, it's coffee and an edible.
Started my morning with a softball and I'm feeling pretty productive 😌
by GrossILoveIt August 18, 2022
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suftb

I wanna suftb.
by aadashoota September 6, 2022
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