Ryan Express

Immediate relief for a painful vagina using Flexall 454 and Advil.

The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.

My girl told me last night that she couldn't have sex with me because her vagina was hurting. I turned her around, lubed my dick with Flexall and stuck 2 Advil up her butt and gave her the ol' Ryan Express. For her, it was just a couple of Advil and them aches and pains were long gone.

by Donnie Greystone October 8, 2010

ryan dunn

Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).

girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

Rex Ryan

Head coach of the New York Jets. Also a notorious big mouth who tends only to talk the talk and almost never walks the walk. While he has turned the team around, he still acts like he is the greatest coach who ever lived (when in reality people might give that title to Vince Lombardi, Mike Ditka, or Tom Landry). One can only hope he'll get his act together next season if it comes around (all signs point to probably not).

Guy #1: Man that guy is such a Rex Ryan!

Guy #2: I know, he's always running his damn mouth when he shouldn't.

by The Mighty Quinn 3000 April 18, 2011

hit the ryan smith

the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.

I hit the ryan smith this past weekend.

by Darknesspart2 August 25, 2010

Ryan Beatty

Amazing singer on youtube.

15 years old.

Every girls dream.

Has a great song called "your my girl."

"Did you see that youtube video?"
"Which youtube video?"
"RYAN BEATTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"He is so Hot."
"He looks like a Ryan Beatty."
"IT IS RYAN BEATTY"

by BeattyFanforever May 23, 2011

Ryan

The true definition of Ryan is "little king." However, it would be more accurate to state that his name in fact means "little princess." He is the person who sings old music to you in the car, and making you feel like you are the only person in the world. He holds you when you feel down. He loves you when you do not even love yourself. His humor without a doubt is the wittiest and most clever thoughts you could never think of yourself. He is the one that will hold onto any inside joke like it's a secret language only meant for the two of you. He is the one that will keep you grounded and aware, yet will let you be your most self. He is the one that will drive 10 hours just to see you smile on Christmas morning. He is the one that will always eat cheese and wine with you. Now Ryan can hold a lot of emotions back, but has so many things to share. I cannot wait to know more about him. He is the type of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Mallory: Wow you know what Ryan's flaws are? He is TOO good looking.

Stranger: I heard that about him too! Man he is great!
Mallory: Agreed! Everyone needs to know Ryan!

by GrahamliketheCracker February 9, 2018

Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012