Skip to main content

Rule #26 

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"
Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26
Rule #26 by AKayser February 21, 2023
Related Words
Rule 34 Rule Rule 35 rule 1 RULE #1 rule 2 ruler Rule 11 rule 43 rule 69

Rule of Sixes 

In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:

1] Must be at least six feet tall
2] Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3] Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4] Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)

If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
Rule of Sixes by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019
Rule 35 states, if porn of it (whatever "it" is) cannot be found, then porn of it will be made.

See also: Rule 34
Damnation and ruination, I'll rule 35 it myself if I have to, but I'm working on commissions, so SOMEBODY TAKE THE BAIT!
Rule 35 by Emtu December 13, 2008

rule 3/4 

Any grouping of instruments and genre that you can be conceived of does exist and has been preformed (and recorded).

A musical interpretation of rule 34.
rule 3/4 as preformed by Korn and their use of the bag pipe in "Chutes and Ladders", also Arcade Fire
rule 3/4 by X_mathman March 2, 2011

Rule 002 

If it goes down, it goes on Facebook.
A meme based off of disturbing pictures found on facebook. A motivational poster is created with the image and titled "Rule 002: If it goes down, it goes on Facebook"
Rule 002 by jakob002 May 26, 2011
If you only see her face, she's fat.
Example:

Guy 1: see that! That face! She is so hot!

Guy 2: What about the rest of the picture?

Guy 1: Isn't there.

Guy 2: She's fat. Rule 52

Guy 1: Dammit!
Rule 52 by Random_is_me June 8, 2010