Robert

Robert is a hilarious, quirky, musician. A lot of people think he's a big nerd, but he's actually kind of cute, in a weird way. Robert always makes you smile and he's always honest. He makes experiences, like slow dancing, fun, not awkward. Robert in general is just a great guy!

Robert I'm totally crushing on you!

by Cutler1212 December 11, 2016

tawny roberts

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

by reed January 24, 2004

Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by Smarty Gurl November 6, 2007

Robert Green

A virus that has infected computers all over the world after a 2010 FIFA World Cup match between England and USA.

Person: I have the Robert Green virus! Now I can't save anything!

by Goooooool June 20, 2010

rogered

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.

Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.

by Urban Dictionary July 3, 2008

Robert Plant

the most gorgeous man in the world

to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand

by plantlover December 28, 2005

Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible

do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.

by Apkin November 26, 2007