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American Over-Reaction

When Americans over-react.
See: Bay of Pigs. This would be a excellent example of an American Over-Reaction: here are 4 more: driving and realizing that the left lane isn't the lane to be in, parent's reaction when you come home too late, neighbor's reaction to loud parties, cops reaction to someone smoking weed
by monkey-snake December 16, 2008
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One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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React

There were suppost to be a reaction here but it got copyright claimed by the TheFineBros
by Warrmix October 9, 2016
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Cray Reach

Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.
"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"
by Emmybee24 March 9, 2009
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gut reaction

A primitive response to external stimuli, occurring before reason has a chance to modulate one's behavior.
"Screw you, sinners!"

- Baby Jesus' gut reaction when Mother Mary explained about God's crucifixion plan.
by GreatBigBore March 5, 2010
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arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair
when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.
by gow plow June 5, 2010
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pee jerk reaction

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up
i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up
by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010
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