Can’t relate

A phrase a rich person uses when they can’t relate to being poor,humble, or having financial struggles.

Garrett Watts says to Jeffree “i had to save up for 2 years to buy this toyota.” Jeffree says, “can’t relate”.

by davincidadog November 19, 2018

Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009

reality chatspeak

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome

sane person: George Bush is a whore.
dude: ROFL!!

by Tiller August 1, 2005

reality

Reality ree-al-i-tee: noun.
A crutch for people who cannot handle drugs.

Frank couldn't handle that '151, so he decided to cling to reality instead.

by E. Picardo December 10, 2006

reality TV

Well this is a type of television programming favoured by commerical TV stations who rely on generating revenue by advertising. These types of shows appeal to the lowest common denominator which means they dont offer a refined taste or opinion and so by default doesn't turn people off because its not to their particular taste. It also plays on the idea of voyeurism. This in theory means the show attracts a large broad range of viewers as possible which will in turn drive up advertising slot costs and make more money. This is often supplemented by a phone vote feature which generates more money.

In the UK, where the explosion of Digital Terrestrial Television has now given most of the public at least 30 channels to choose from, the big 5 commercial terrestrial channels have employed reality TV as a tactic to maintain large audiences. Most guilty of this is 'itv', nicknamed chavtv whos last two attempts at reality TV were a little too far fetched (celebrity wrestling and celebrity love island) and concequently flopped.

My hope is that this represents a turn in the tide of endless banal reality TV and that the enormous amount of money made off it will be invested into quality TV programming but I think thats unlikely.

o you want to be on a reality TV show?

by Dr Adrian Lewis June 12, 2005

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

Maths is not related to science

Always say this to Felix kjellberg (PewDiePie) if u ever meet him personally. This is the formal way to convince pewds that u r his fan and need a hug or selfie.
Tseries fans not accepted.

Me: Hey pewds,"Maths is not related to science !!!!"
Pewds: Oh, the sacred wordzz......

by Darth vader AKJ 69 December 27, 2019