You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.
Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.
by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

by rubberknife January 23, 2017

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.
They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him
They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him
by G-pop November 22, 2023
