putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Putting up the 4's

Putting up the 4's mean you get no play

Desmond putting up the 4's because he gets no play

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Putting up a four and a two

means you get unlimited bitches

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches

by tamalad May 31, 2022

Puttin Ya Down

To to let or inform someone about something they didn’t know about. Giving a individual advice about a particular topic.

Aye James you had them new wings at jack beagles? You need to try them lemon pepper wings, they a fool! I’m puttin ya down now

by AGBF Bentley July 7, 2022

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023

Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

Puttcuck

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in his work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, and crypto trading all while having unhealthy addiction to sports betting.

Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.

by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 22, 2023