Putin

Bald man that gets no bitches

Putin: I’m going to start ww3
Everyone: No bitches

by Amongusinreallifesussus February 28, 2022

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

putinalysis

1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally

2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict

1) Vladimir Putin's statements during his televised meeting with his security council last night triggered extensive putinalysis amongst Western opinion media and government officials.

2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.

by Slava_Ironii March 22, 2022

Putimkin Village

a 21st century update to the phrase, "Potemkin Village."

The Putimkin Village goes full theatre spectacle by forcing state employees into an arena, chanting lies and slogans while dancing on the graves of Ukrainians and their own Putimkin Army.

by bijoyg March 25, 2022

Putile

An adjective to describe something rancid and discusting

The food that they served was putile

by Smellinator January 2, 2023

Punished Goy

An obese Malaysian college student, real name Adam. He studies e-commerce in Kuala Lumpur so that he can one day grow up to drop ship Chinese junk to Americans. One of the many victims/lolcows of rhodie9k and his trolling. Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his ‘egirls’ , that he is overweight, or that he is not yellow- he is brown and a Muslim. (Adam takes pride in the fact that he is ‘yellow/Asian’ although his true skin tone is more a dark shade of brown and his family are practicing Muslims)

Guy 1: “who is this dumbass with a SS soldier pfp that is typing in broken English about age of consent laws?”

Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”

by blackpilledbuckbreaker June 12, 2023

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008