Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.

You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.

by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022

Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.

Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!

by starefactor March 1, 2022

Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself

Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there

by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022

Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.

Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc

by Drzlom May 2, 2022

Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.

I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.

by Subdaimon September 1, 2022